do you ever just get really conflicted because you really love two characters togethet but then they kiss or something and you get all possessive of one of them like “no you can’t do that they’re mine”?

there is a point somewhere after three in the morning where you have to decide between “wow im gonna be screwed tomorrow” and “fuck it I can watch at least four more episodes before 6 am”

new dating plan:

step one: go to a coffee shop, get yourself a drink

step two: strategically position yourself to be in the view of as many potential mates as possible

step three: start watching doctor who, sherlock or supernatural

step four: wait for someone to say “hey, I love that show!”

step five: fall in love, get married, live happily ever after

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Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what
hahaha nice cheesecake shelly x

smaugwearsascarf:

I made it with love and caring. I also used ingrediants. The last cheesecake I made using only love was inedible. It was a huge problem, won’t try that again.

add a sprinkle of smexiness and and a tablespoon of dorkery and it’ll be perfect next time. also i’d skip the bright green frosting :P

dicklover3000:

hespokeoftoast:

shutupaubrey:

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m a white boy and I don’t do anything cool

oh shit dude no way

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theshadyslut:

foxdear:

kalsi3o8:

foxdear:

you cant spell dad without a

without a what

without a

without a what

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basedpidgeot:

johnskele:

officialmothman:

look how short his legs are

why does he look so much like danny devito

i think he ran away cause he got self conscious about his dumbass tiny legs

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